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From: Jesse Gilleland [mailto:jesse@catbytes.com]
Sent: Sunday, December 24, 2000 5:14 PM
To: jesse@catbytes.com
Subject: [watchdubya] GW Humor


 This is of course making a great assumtion……that GWB would be allowed anywhere 
NEAR heaven.  

Yes, you’re right, quite far-fetched.


   George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to glitches 
in the mundane/celestial Time-Space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates 
more or less simultaneously (even though their deaths take place decades apart).   

   The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein.    Saint Peter questions 
the Good Doctor "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths certain 
people will go to, to sneak in Heaven under false pretenses. Can you prove who you 
really are?" 

   Einstein ponders for a few seconds and requests "Could I have a blackboard and 
some chalk?" Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers; the blackboard and 
chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe - with arcane mathematics and 
symbols - his Special Theory of Relativity. 

   Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!" 

   The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. 
Picasso doesn't hesitate "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter 
says "Go ahead". 

   Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning 
mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes 
of the chalk.   Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! 
Come on in!" 

   The last to arrive is George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head.  "Einstein 
and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?" 

   George W looks bewildered "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" 

   Saint Peter sighs "Come on in, George 

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